A Treasury of Strange, Random Quotes - Enjoy!

If you can't be committed to a church, how can you be committed to a marriage? - Peter Loewen

I've church-hopped for the last two years. I just don't think I'm ready to commit. - K

Pastor at CLA: I feel sorry for people at home watching cable tonight. They should be here!
Andrea: Yeah, it's more of a show!

I suspect he's getting help... or maybe not. - John Dyck

Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?

My legs are becoming objects. - Bob Doede

Information does not generate morality. - Lynn Szabo

Authenticity is another cultural wet dream. - Bob Doede

No, I don't have friends. But they're Christians, so they pretend. - Allen

Do you think these are just for decoration?
Yes!
Damn!... Shit!