s p r i n k l e d s t r e e t s

And would it have been worth it, after all, Would it have been worth while, After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets, After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor— And this, and so much more?— (ts eliot)

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Chizzeck it izout!

Gizoogle - Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit

This site will translate any website inta ghetto slang.

Fo' example,
TWU's mission statement:

The mission of Trinity Western Universizzle as an arm of tha church, is ta develop godly Christian leada: positizzles goal-oriented university graduates wit thoroughly Christian minds; grow'n disciples of Jesus Christ who glorify God through fulfill'n The Great Commission, serv'n God n thugz in tha various marketplizzles of life crazy up in here.

posted by kris @ 6:50 p.m.  

1 Comments:

  • At 12:24 a.m., February 21, 2005, Blogger kris said…

    The retranslation of the TWU mission gets an interesting addition...hahaha!
    I think that "addition" may break some "Responsibilities of Membership"

     

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